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Libiyi Bark Off Whiskey Bottle

$39.99$69.99Excl. VAT

🍷 For When Your Whiskey Needs AttitudeThis isn’t a decanter—it’s your spirit animal in glass form. 3D French Bulldog flipping the bird says... Read more Read more

SKU: HK01010-four-roses

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    🍷 For When Your Whiskey Needs Attitude
    This isn’t a decanter—it’s your spirit animal in glass form. 3D French Bulldog flipping the bird says what you’re thinking after a long day: “Yeah, I’ll have another.” Perfect for passive-aggressive toasts or roasting your in-laws.

    💎 Survives Drunken Mishaps Like a Champ
    Made from lead-free, shatter-resistant crystal, it laughs off tipsy tumbles. Unlike your ex’s wine glasses, this bad boy stays intact through tequila nights and clumsy cleanups.

    🎉 Instant Icebreaker (Or Relationship Ender)
    Place it on the bar and watch reactions:
    → Boss storms in? “It’s…art. From France.” 🎨
    → Mom gasps? “The dog’s waving, see?” 👋
    → Best friend cackles? Friendship level unlocked.

    🐾 Wine, Whiskey, or Just a Very Judgy Vase
    Pour bourbon, cabernet, or stick fake flowers in it for “quirky home decor”. Either way, that bulldog’s sass never quits—ideal for passive-aggressive hostess gifts.

    🎁 The Gift That Screams “I Get You”
    For the friend who:
    → Texts “I hate people” daily 📱
    → Owns a Frenchie named Karen 🐕
    → Secretly loves chaos at family dinners 😈


    Why Rebellious Drinkers Adore It:

    ✅ “My mother-in-law side-eyed it all Thanksgiving…worth every penny.”
    ✅ “Survived my bachelor party—still judging me from the bar cart.”
    ✅ “Replaced my therapist. Cheaper and comes with Merlot.”


    Specs for the Unapologetic:

    • Capacity: 750ml

    • Material: Ultra-clear, BPA-free crystal

    • Stopper: Leak-proof, bulldog-tested